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1989-11-15
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SAMPSON AND DELILAH
(A TRAGIC DIALOGUE)
DELILAH: Sam Sampson! Will you stop doing those {An Adjective} exercises?
SAMPSON: Listen, Delilah. I have to keep my {A Plural Noun} in shape. After all, I'm the strongest {A Noun} in the tribe!
DELILAH: Well, you look {An Adjective}. Look at the way your hair hangs down over your {A Noun}.
SAMPSON: I've been busy. Yesterday I had to kill {A Number} Phillistines with the jawbone of a {A Noun}.
DELILAH: {A Derogatory Exclamation}! You promised to take me to a/an {An Adjective} party tonight!
SAMPSON: Okay. So I'll {A Verb} my hair.
DELILAH: I'll do it for you. Now just sit here on this {A Noun} and I'll give you a/an {An Adjective} haircut.
SAMPSON: Okay.
DELILAH: There, your {A Noun} is nice and short. How do you feel?
SAMPSON: {An Adjective}!